yzma:

pull the lever kronk

dajo42:

hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do

i installed a camera in your room

i’m watching you

(Source: zephyroh)

“You’ll find I can be very persuasive.”

(Source: ensnarethesenses)

gendrybaratheon:

will graham tells a joke

“this is my punch line”

Inception obsession - Scenery

↳  ”How could I ever acquire enough detail to make them think that it is reality?” Dreams feel real while we’re in them. It’s only when we wake up we realize something’s actually strange ♦ request 

orlandobloomers:

wanna know how punk i am??????

*punches a wall*

drive me to the hospital

(Source: elijahwood)

(Source: this-war-has-got-to-end)

(Source: saruhikos)

Misha: Well the great thing about all the stuff that we prepared today is that it freezes well and you can prepare it again when your coworkers or boss comes over for dinner.

(Source: adamsslevine)

codawful:

do you ever just feel your eyebrows

cumberbauched:

1.1 billion dollars for this

(Source: thetextpostsfromhell)

i cry myself to sleep every night because asian boys are prettier than me

(Source: woofuckingjiho)